I'm going to the dollar store tomorrow and I'm not leaving until they sell me only ONE garbage bag. I'm not paying for a whole box of 10 when I only need one right now. This is all some kind of consumer propaganda mind screw and I'm not going to take it anymore!
I think if there is going to be continued animatronic proliferation, these should be always moved around the country from haunt to haunt so the Russians won't know where they are.
Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.