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Heard on the scanner coming from Savanna, Illinois, just 10 miles from me,
"Be on the lookout for a naked woman walking the streets with a Mickey Mouse."
First thing I said when I heard this was:"I wondered what my ex was doing today?"
(Actually if it was her she'd have Winnie the Pooh)
I wonder if they thought they had to include mentioning Mickey because they didn't want to confuse the Police with a normal naked woman without her Mickey?
I guess some guy had taken her from the street, held her prisoner then took her nurses clothing from her and left.
He was last obscene headed east and north, kinda.
Be sure and check this secret message with your Mr. Tuxedo decoder ring kids!
"Be on the lookout for a naked woman walking the streets with a Mickey Mouse."
First thing I said when I heard this was:"I wondered what my ex was doing today?"
(Actually if it was her she'd have Winnie the Pooh)
I wonder if they thought they had to include mentioning Mickey because they didn't want to confuse the Police with a normal naked woman without her Mickey?
I guess some guy had taken her from the street, held her prisoner then took her nurses clothing from her and left.
He was last obscene headed east and north, kinda.
Be sure and check this secret message with your Mr. Tuxedo decoder ring kids!
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