Transworld 2009: Basra, Iraq!!

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Press Release

For Immediate Use


March 30, 2008

TransWorld Exhibits, Inc. is excited to announced that it's annual Halloween, Costume and Party Show/Haunt and Attractions Show will be moving to Basra, Iraq in 2009!

The TransWorld directors developed the idea with hopes that the threat of physical violence and bodily harm to attendees would quickly detract from the uproar in the "Las Vegas vs. Chicago vs. Houston vs. Larry Kirchner's back yard" debate.

Rubie's has just released word that each attendee will be getting an official Rubie's flak jacket at check in!

Be sure to keep an eye out for the new HauntWorld Magazine that will include a "Please Don't Shoot The Americans!" window cling for your hotel rooms and tour bus windows!

See you all in Basra in '09! Duck and cover, bitches!

[hauntedhousenut]

Hey

You forgot to mention the free training video from Hilliary Clinton, on how to avoid sniper fire when getting off a plane in a hostile area!

[hauntedhousenut]

Hey

You forgot to mention the free training video from Hilliary Clinton, on how to avoid sniper fire when getting off a plane in a hostile area!

[hauntedhousenut]

Hey

You forgot to mention the free training video from Hilliary Clinton, on how to avoid sniper fire when getting off a plane in a hostile area!

[Gore Galore]

Sweet!

I have always wanted to see a terrorist "BUSH" attack first hand.
I mean Bush defending our country "HIS OIL".

Hell, I don't know what I mean.
Or do I?

[Gore Galore]

Sweet!

I have always wanted to see a terrorist "BUSH" attack first hand.
I mean Bush defending our country "HIS OIL".

Hell, I don't know what I mean.
Or do I?

[bodybagging]

Its about time that someone posted the CORRECT INFO!

[xxxdirk]

LOL< good job! I am there for sure. Now people will not be able to whine about the weather. being too cold, and for entertainment we can watch our guys chase those crazy suicide bombers. And instead of the $28 buffets we can eat at the 2 kuhran buffet which will include all the grapes you can eat and collect cards from pimps touting Camels and sheep direct to your room!

[xxxdirk]

I am there for sure. Now people will not be able to whine about the weather. being too cold, and for entertainment we can watch our guys chase those crazy suicide bombers. And instead of the $28 buffets we can eat at the 2 kuhran buffet which will include all the grapes you can eat and collect cards from pimps touting Camels and sheep direct to your room!

[drfrightner]

Funny!

Larry

[Hell American Freak]

Be sure and stay clear of the "Viva Bombed Out Bunker Tour". I hear they are struggling to secure pigs for the BBQ, and there is delay with the delivery of the complimentary M40 Gas Masks. In an emergency the free issue of Hauntworld can be used as a Hijab for the female members of your group.

[Murphy]

Viva la Basra!!!

I think Al-Jazzera already has an interview set up with Scarefactory's design team. Can you get a DUI in a tank?

[Killer Katie]

I can't wait to dust off my bloody burka! Woohoo! At least it'll be warm!

[elswarro]

Funny thing is......i have already been there........

[neffuri27]

That was pretty funny!

I will be there for sure.giggles
No matter where it is.

Is there an echo in here?

Kimmy