Lord Zargon thanks The 13th Gate

October 18, 2006

Serene Slashers:

I bring you grand news, my brave ones, concerning Louisiana’s largest haunted attraction, The 13th Gate in Baton Rouge. On Friday the 13th and Saturday the 14th, I cruelly dealt with record-breaking crowds. Producer Dwayne Sanburn has my deathless thanks.

Yours in blood,