Top 13 Scares!!!

[professornightmare]

Hello Boys and Ghouls! I am pleased to annouce that I will be doing a seminar at the Midwest Haunters Convention .coming up soon and will unveil my top 13 scares of all time! Hope to see you there.
"Sin"cerely,
Professor Nightmare

[Jim Warfield]

All I ask John is that you spell my name right.
it's...j..J..im w....W a r pheel..no. feeld... no,...oh whatever?

[professornightmare]

Jim, is the "Q" silent ?

[Barry]

Not this coming weekend John!! June 13-15th! I am having a hard enough time getting everything done as it is! lol

I am very happy to have John on the list of presenters. See you all here soon.

[Jim Warfield]

John Floyd was the only one who knew about the hidden "Q"!!
He must have blabbed!
Now public for it's first time, the "Q" will worm it's way into fetile untiled minds and reap a harvest of confusion and doubt, just intime for the Presidential election!

[professornightmare]

Will the "Q" cause a small temperature inversion in your cerebral cortex thus morhping you involuntarily into a sliver of a cheese-like substance to be served at the next democratic electoral party? Denying this Jim will only dig you deeper...have your people call mine

[drfrightner]

John,

Tell us ... give us a sneak peak! What are the top 13 scares?

Is one the beer in the fridge? I know it...did I guess one? LOL

Larry

[Nicole]

Beers in fridges are.... HORRIFYING!
Especially when they explode - you lost your beer!

j.k. - we got LP reference even though I never really found out what the gag was... I've only heard it in reference.

[Jim Warfield]

Are you a "Peep-Hole" person, John?
That'll be 25cents for 10 minutes please.
I know, I know, "Your Chick is in the Male!"