Our place is small and my ticket seller has too much to do already to fart around with coupons .
If they want to be here they will have already usually declared themselves during the hassle of the 2 to 3 hours drive to get here.
Some smart-azzes drove three hours to get here then began hassling me for a discount. I told them it was a shame they wasted all that time and effort and now weren't going to see my place because they were too cheap to spend that one extra dollar.(reg. admission)
Guess what? They paid and went in.
Whata concept!
The huge majority of people forget what they paid to see the place anyway because I spend so much time once they are in the house trying to impress them.
Then there were the hayrack of idiots who all had "internet coupons" "Good at any Haunted House"!
If the day ever comes that I can take a scrap of paper and scribble on it "$100.oo bill" and someone will accept it to cancell my debts, then I will accept those blank bogus coupons, Sure. Why not?
Coupons and discounts travel within the world of unnecesarry bullshit that I don't have time for.
I have a wine cellar here not a whine cellar!
"NEXT!" "Please step aside if you are not feeling like paying full ticket price, let a real patron through!"






