This afternoon a woman and a young girl showed up for a tour.
I asked the woman how she liked her car? (Prius electric) She loves it and had just driven here from Conneticut! Getting 52 MPG!
They had arrived at closing time so I figured nobody else would be joining their tour.
I felt in really good voice, I took alittle more time speaking, ennuciating and near the end of the front room routine she said,"You are really smooth! Smooth enough to appear on stage in Vegas!"
Yes I guess I was being pretty smooth, right here in my own house, no other distractions or strange problems to break concentration and an audience of two!
Sure just like performing in Vegas!
I couldn't stop laughing for quite awhile!
The only saving factor is that she seems to be a very intelligent person and she really probably meant what she said as a compliment, albeit unrealistic , thereby bogus for all intents and purposes and sea lions.
"Purposes! In Tents! And Sea Lions!"
SEE IT NOW! Watch the old haunted house goon attempt to feed the wild critters! Which appendage will he be sacrificing to them today?"
Then 3 more customers did show up!?
Then I told all of them about the extreme (and bogus) compliment I was given about three years ago.
We were giving a free tour to some very poor entertainers who were riding a raft down the Miss. River, we gave them rides to our house, didn't charge them for anything, then some of them (who were supposed to be professional "entertainers") turned out to be the most crappy and stupid audience, making noises, not shutting up for anyone, so I got mad and told them in no uncertain terms just how pissed off they had made me!
Later as I was driving them back to their raft the one guy said I was the best actor he had ever seen!
"The way you commanded everyon'e attention in the room, Jim, how do you do that?"
"I was not acting! I was throughly mad at you people!"
Maybe to some people everything is just an act?
I asked the woman how she liked her car? (Prius electric) She loves it and had just driven here from Conneticut! Getting 52 MPG!
They had arrived at closing time so I figured nobody else would be joining their tour.
I felt in really good voice, I took alittle more time speaking, ennuciating and near the end of the front room routine she said,"You are really smooth! Smooth enough to appear on stage in Vegas!"
Yes I guess I was being pretty smooth, right here in my own house, no other distractions or strange problems to break concentration and an audience of two!
Sure just like performing in Vegas!
I couldn't stop laughing for quite awhile!
The only saving factor is that she seems to be a very intelligent person and she really probably meant what she said as a compliment, albeit unrealistic , thereby bogus for all intents and purposes and sea lions.
"Purposes! In Tents! And Sea Lions!"
SEE IT NOW! Watch the old haunted house goon attempt to feed the wild critters! Which appendage will he be sacrificing to them today?"
Then 3 more customers did show up!?
Then I told all of them about the extreme (and bogus) compliment I was given about three years ago.
We were giving a free tour to some very poor entertainers who were riding a raft down the Miss. River, we gave them rides to our house, didn't charge them for anything, then some of them (who were supposed to be professional "entertainers") turned out to be the most crappy and stupid audience, making noises, not shutting up for anyone, so I got mad and told them in no uncertain terms just how pissed off they had made me!
Later as I was driving them back to their raft the one guy said I was the best actor he had ever seen!
"The way you commanded everyon'e attention in the room, Jim, how do you do that?"
"I was not acting! I was throughly mad at you people!"
Maybe to some people everything is just an act?
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