Advice on what to say?

[Oli_sleven]

This all depends on what the person looks like!

The last (INSERT DESCRIPTION OF PERSON HERE (try to be slightly insultive)) who came here made a tasty treat... Pause and roll head then jump and scream at the customer

For example

The last fatso who came here made a tasty treat... LIKE YOU WILL

[Jim Warfield]

"Ever been here before?"
"No."
"How did you find out about this place?"
"We were told by a friend."
"My business slogan is :"Bring your friends, send your enemies."
(Now they are wondering???)
"Are children $12.00 too!?"
"Yes they are BUT THEY SHOULD BE MORE!"
"These are sticker-tickets but they don't stick very well to leather of vynl, so don't put them on your underware!"
"Can you make it real scary, Mister? I like to get scared."
"NO!" I yell out from the ticket window sending him jumping straight up into the air infront of his parents and friends.
In October I only see my customers in the first room (drat!) but if I can greet them, inform them, scare them a few times and make them laugh a few times , all within a ten minute period, I feel I have impressed them.