An Inflatable TURD!

[Jim Warfield]

What an idea for a porbrain like mine,

[Greg Chrise]

I'm already hearing the dialog!?!

Have you been a good little turd?

Yeeeaass?

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (flush)*

*Australain attractions must be set up to rotate counter clockwise.

Think of the merchandising! Poo Hats! Poo lapel pins! Mister Hanky the Chistmas Poo CDs DVDs and Stationary! Glow in the dark poo! Face painting.

Who gives a poo magazine!

Skeleton trees rendered in poo, competions for the young ones!

[Frighteners Entertainment]

A most entertaining post amidst the busy season.
Thank you both Jim and Greg, a needed smile was obtained.

[Greg Chrise]

"We're Number One In the Number Two Attractions"

The slogan on a poop shaped mylar baloon.

Year 5 we make enough for a Turd Blimp!


The wall of poo...Poloroids of achievements generally created and reported during vacations poos

We bring back Smell O Vision!

The extended dance mix version of you can't touch this.

[SheDevil]

One slogan could be as simple as "We scare the poo out of you" or "Scaring the poo out of customers since 2008"

And then the poo photos could be of the poo scared out of everyone.

Oh My God! Now you've got me joining in the insanity (see my biggest fear)!

[Jim Warfield]

"Uhgm. SheDevil Expresses fear, Kemosabe."
"Yes, Tonto, this is a new devilment,er , developement!"

[Haunting Copy]

I dare one of y'all to build it. I sooooo dare you!

Just imagine the publicity! It'd be ALL OVER YouTube, LOL.

Y'all know there's a kids' book out there called, "Everyone Poops."
It originated in Japan and it became so popular that they translated
it into English, and - big surprise - it's been a big hit here, too.

Sarah

[SheDevil]

Sarah,

Your book reference reminded me of REM's song "Everybody Hurts." Do you think somebody could rewrite the lyrics into "Everybody Poops" for a theme song for the you-tube video for the haunt that one of these guys will surely create since you dared them?

SheDevil

[Jim Warfield]

I have had a copy of that "Everybody Poops" book in my customer's bathroom for several years, I think of it as an instruction manual for them.
I also made a sheet metal cover for the book and attached a chain and attached the chain to the wall to avoid finding that book floating.

One night that chained book fell from it's shelf, swung down, smacked the toilet tank real hard , making a loud noise.
Nobody had been in the bathroom for probably 5 minutes, no running or door-slamming going on to possibly vibrate it off the shelf.
This is a haunted house.
A surveilence camera recorded the sound of it happening as the camera pointed toward the open bathroom door, it crashed about 5 seconds after the automatic light shut off in the bathroom.

[Haunting Copy]

Sarah,

Your book reference reminded me of REM's song "Everybody Hurts." Do you think somebody could rewrite the lyrics into "Everybody Poops" for a theme song for the you-tube video for the haunt that one of these guys will surely create since you dared them?

SheDevil

SheDevil,

I sure don't see why not. Great idea!

See, guys, you've already got it coming together.

Sarah