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  • An Inflatable TURD!

    What an idea for a porbrain like mine,
    Last edited by Jim Warfield; 06-22-2009, 11:21 PM. Reason: fetid fantasys
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    I'm already hearing the dialog!?!

    Have you been a good little turd?

    Yeeeaass?

    NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (flush)*

    *Australain attractions must be set up to rotate counter clockwise.

    Think of the merchandising! Poo Hats! Poo lapel pins! Mister Hanky the Chistmas Poo CDs DVDs and Stationary! Glow in the dark poo! Face painting.

    Who gives a poo magazine!

    Skeleton trees rendered in poo, competions for the young ones!
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    • #3
      A most entertaining post amidst the busy season.
      Thank you both Jim and Greg, a needed smile was obtained.
      Thanks, Jeff
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      • #4
        "We're Number One In the Number Two Attractions"

        The slogan on a poop shaped mylar baloon.

        Year 5 we make enough for a Turd Blimp!


        The wall of poo...Poloroids of achievements generally created and reported during vacations poos

        We bring back Smell O Vision!

        The extended dance mix version of you can't touch this.
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        Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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        • #5
          One slogan could be as simple as "We scare the poo out of you" or "Scaring the poo out of customers since 2008"

          And then the poo photos could be of the poo scared out of everyone.

          Oh My God! Now you've got me joining in the insanity (see my biggest fear)!
          Chris Riehl
          Sales@spookyfinder.com
          (586)209-6935
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          • #6
            "Uhgm. SheDevil Expresses fear, Kemosabe."
            "Yes, Tonto, this is a new devilment,er , developement!"
            hauntedravensgrin.com

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            • #7
              I dare one of y'all to build it. I sooooo dare you!

              Just imagine the publicity! It'd be ALL OVER YouTube, LOL.

              Y'all know there's a kids' book out there called, "Everyone Poops."
              It originated in Japan and it became so popular that they translated
              it into English, and - big surprise - it's been a big hit here, too.

              Sarah
              Sarah Meier
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              • #8
                Sarah,

                Your book reference reminded me of REM's song "Everybody Hurts." Do you think somebody could rewrite the lyrics into "Everybody Poops" for a theme song for the you-tube video for the haunt that one of these guys will surely create since you dared them?

                SheDevil
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                • #9
                  I have had a copy of that "Everybody Poops" book in my customer's bathroom for several years, I think of it as an instruction manual for them.
                  I also made a sheet metal cover for the book and attached a chain and attached the chain to the wall to avoid finding that book floating.

                  One night that chained book fell from it's shelf, swung down, smacked the toilet tank real hard , making a loud noise.
                  Nobody had been in the bathroom for probably 5 minutes, no running or door-slamming going on to possibly vibrate it off the shelf.
                  This is a haunted house.
                  A surveilence camera recorded the sound of it happening as the camera pointed toward the open bathroom door, it crashed about 5 seconds after the automatic light shut off in the bathroom.
                  hauntedravensgrin.com

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SheDevil View Post
                    Sarah,

                    Your book reference reminded me of REM's song "Everybody Hurts." Do you think somebody could rewrite the lyrics into "Everybody Poops" for a theme song for the you-tube video for the haunt that one of these guys will surely create since you dared them?

                    SheDevil
                    SheDevil,

                    I sure don't see why not. Great idea!

                    See, guys, you've already got it coming together.

                    Sarah
                    Sarah Meier
                    Haunting Copy Copywriting Services
                    "Words they remember you by"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jim Warfield View Post
                      One night that chained book fell from it's shelf, swung down, smacked the toilet tank real hard , making a loud noise.
                      Nobody had been in the bathroom for probably 5 minutes, no running or door-slamming going on to possibly vibrate it off the shelf.
                      This is a haunted house.
                      A surveilence camera recorded the sound of it happening as the camera pointed toward the open bathroom door, it crashed about 5 seconds after the automatic light shut off in the bathroom.
                      Well, imagine how frustrated *you* would be if you were a ghost
                      stuck in the bathroom and couldn't go poo anymore!
                      Sarah Meier
                      Haunting Copy Copywriting Services
                      "Words they remember you by"

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                      • #12
                        I think all of you have lost your minds. You are all just too funny!
                        Chris Riehl
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                        • #13
                          Well, I'm still in denial about that. As far as I know, I'm perfectly sane or at least not totally insane yet..
                          Chris Riehl
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SheDevil View Post
                            Well, I'm still in denial about that. As far as I know, I'm perfectly sane or at least not totally insane yet..
                            Then you haven't read my post over at "What's YOUR worst fear?"

                            Sarah
                            Sarah Meier
                            Haunting Copy Copywriting Services
                            "Words they remember you by"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SheDevil View Post
                              Well, I'm still in denial about that. As far as I know, I'm perfectly sane or at least not totally insane yet..
                              OK, if you say so, but you may want to see somebody about that. I'm really just messing with you.
                              Last edited by FearSeeker; 08-12-2008, 10:43 PM. Reason: Add quote
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