What Is a Haunted House?

[Speculo]

Frank explains what they are and why you should go!




www.FrankNstein2008.com

[Speculo]

Frank meets the voters!

With a nod to the great showman Rich Hanf! I think Frank lifted one of his lines..

"Walking Tall and Doing it all!"

[Raycliff Manor]

More brilliant Marketing! Very cool!

Kel

[damon carson]

Interesting.
Damon

[Spookyfinder]

That is SO awesome! -Tyler

[Warren Vanderdark]

FINALLY a candidate I can believe in!!!

[Jim Warfield]

Abe Lincoln patented the rubber bladder to inflate under a sunken ship. Al Gore "invented" the internet, McCain "invented" the Blackberry, Frank?
He was the invention himself!
"Parts is parts!"
Maybe the program could be jazzed-up after awhile by introducing Frank's family, then a week later his Mistress, the tabloids would eat it up!
Frank could say, "This is my Wife, she has a nice vacuous smile, that's because we are still brain-shopping for her, any week now we should be having it installed."
Of course Frank's Mistress would be the re-animated corpse of Mary Shelley.