Some things need to be left in the dark.
I leave things in the dark. They are dark. They smell incredibly nasty, I leave them.
I could mail you some of them in a nice box if you want to see what I mean.
For a small fee I can send along their birth certificates, I warn though the paper they are printed on is very thin and kind of is prone to easilly wadding and bunching up.
No they are not "Cabbage Patch dolls", guess again....