An old guy actually crazed enough to own a haunted, haunted house and give 90 minute tours running up and around through a 5,000 sq.ft. seven level structure that even has tunnels that I dug myself....scared yet?
Now think of this, I'm the one who just closed that big, heavy door behind you and you are in MY HOUSE!
Mom Nature provides my make up and she hasn't always been kind.
My "character" has been known to say and do almost anything to get a laugh. You don't think what I said was the least bit "funny"?
You now have a very few minutes to learn to laugh, or else! Time grows shorter. (Insert my own evil laugh here~)