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Satan Returns to the London Dungeon this December for the most heated anti-‘christ’mas grotto yet!
The London Dungeon’s alternative Christmas festivities will run from 7th – 29th December and will be included within the cost of a regular admissions ticket.
Dare you face the heated inferno of Satan’s ‘anti-christ’ mas Grotto this December? The Old Devil has kidnapped Santa and made himself the evil King of Christmas. Deep in his gothic Christmas lair, decked with blackened Christmas trees, icy spider webs and roasting robins on an open fire, the Lord of the Underworld waits for you: “We all know that the prezzies are what Christmas is all about! I don’t want to hear tales of do – gooders” he chuckles with relish.
Prepare yourself to search the darkest corners of your soul and lay bare your deadliest sins as Satan devilishly recruits the evilest visitors for his own army of little ‘Hell-pers’. Only the very nastiest people on Satan’s naughty list will be able to whisper their wishes the red-cloaked Prince of Darkness –but think carefully, just what would you sell your soul for.
Should you survive Satan’s grisly grotto of greed, you’re only way out is through the depths of the London Dungeon, where for decades London’s darkest past has been brought back from the dead. Live actors, shows, special effects and two hair-raising rides transport you through the city’s most turbulent past, from terrors in the torture chamber to the pestilence of the plague.
Will you survive?
For more information on the London Dungeon visit the attractions page
Satan Returns to the London Dungeon this December for the most heated anti-‘christ’mas grotto yet!
The London Dungeon’s alternative Christmas festivities will run from 7th – 29th December and will be included within the cost of a regular admissions ticket.
Dare you face the heated inferno of Satan’s ‘anti-christ’ mas Grotto this December? The Old Devil has kidnapped Santa and made himself the evil King of Christmas. Deep in his gothic Christmas lair, decked with blackened Christmas trees, icy spider webs and roasting robins on an open fire, the Lord of the Underworld waits for you: “We all know that the prezzies are what Christmas is all about! I don’t want to hear tales of do – gooders” he chuckles with relish.
Prepare yourself to search the darkest corners of your soul and lay bare your deadliest sins as Satan devilishly recruits the evilest visitors for his own army of little ‘Hell-pers’. Only the very nastiest people on Satan’s naughty list will be able to whisper their wishes the red-cloaked Prince of Darkness –but think carefully, just what would you sell your soul for.
Should you survive Satan’s grisly grotto of greed, you’re only way out is through the depths of the London Dungeon, where for decades London’s darkest past has been brought back from the dead. Live actors, shows, special effects and two hair-raising rides transport you through the city’s most turbulent past, from terrors in the torture chamber to the pestilence of the plague.
Will you survive?
For more information on the London Dungeon visit the attractions page
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