Warfield

[Jack Reaper]

Some other forums....I have noticed people who are in the 7,000 range!

Now if you took Jim's # here and the # of posts on Hallowen Forum....he is close to 7,000!

[nocshroud]

warfield for president ,

this is not the first time i have posted this,

way to go jim , you are living the dream ,

tell mr. tuxedo to knock one back for me .

[Jim Warfield]

"President Warfiedl"
There was a Great Lakes Steamer with "President Warfield" as it's name.
Whoever President Warfield was, president of who knows what???
The U.S. was so desperate for ocean going vessels that they made this lake tourist taxi into an ocean ship!
After the war it was scrapped and that was the last of a Warfield being "President"!

[Nightmaretony]

just as long as you don't get into amoeba porn, I'll be happy.

(ask Midnight Evil about that one)

[Empressnightshade]

Jim is my friend.

Now, I know that may not mean much to many since many use the word "friend" so loosely. I, however, rarely use it.

He means a lot to me.

[Jim Warfield]

Thank You, Empress for stating it so aptly and plainly. Life can be pretty simple. Like that old saying:"If you want a friend, Be a friend."
I like to think that this still usually works .
I also got in the habit of forgiving people , it was purely selfish on my part, I'm lazy, I don't want to lug all that "Lug"-gage around with me!
I tell myself that 99% of us are doing the best that we can (with what we have to work with) and you really can't expect more or be too critical of others when you think of everyone in those terms.
The sun is shinning in Illinois right now, it looks lika spring day out there, time to go put my body outside and suck up some "solar"!

[KroneDaddy]

Ohhhhhh, I miss him already, his little avatar just sitting there, it looks so lonely, and that poor cat, who will feed him, who will open the Inn? Who.... what, he's not dead? Well, from the posts it sounded like... OK, so he's not dead? Really?

Hey, just had to say .....Jim, I know you are getting alot of posts on here from other people picking on you about how many posts you have made on this forum like Larry does about how many Hauntworld videos he makes but nobody would notice just how many you do make if they didnt read them..which means they are entertained by them. Keep it up! Cause I know I do!

Yeah, the difference is that Jims posts are entertaining.

:^) oops, just kidding Larry, don't bounce me.

Timmy

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That's why Jim has so many posts! He just puts down words that don't make any since.

[Jim Warfield]

Now things just got alot harder for me since some of you want me to make sense and make since!!!??
Is "since" an ingrediant in Grandma's apple- spice pie?
Her pie was famous, or was that infamous?
Like the old woman down the street who substituted boogers for the raisens in her cookie recipe. Well, you see she had this big booger farm, two HUGE nostrils right there in the middle of her old face.....
There you go. Another haunted house idea from my childhood.
The guys in the post office were afraid to try those cookies when she brought them in to share with them.
I would substitue flys for raisens, myself. Gotta pull off the wings though, otherwise it's a dead give away.

[Warren Vanderdark]

I've always been a fan of Jim's posts (and those of his feline co-hort, Mr. Tuxedo), both here and on another message board where he posts. I'm hoping some day to make the trek from Louisville to Raven's Grin to meet with the maestro himself (as soon as I can figure out some way to avoid these bothersome outstanding bench warrants...)

Sincerely,

Warren Vanderdark;
Owner & Head Mortician,
The Baxter Avenue Morgue,
Louisville,Ky.

www.13bats.com

[Jim Warfield]

"Benchs" by their nature usually aren't that high, maybe a little hurdle practise is in order?
Just remember to run towards the front of the bench so it can maybe tip backwards like a hurdle if your foot doesn't attain enough altitude.
"practice", practise,practise!" Can't make the team if you don't apply yourself!

[Spookyfinder]

Break out the ego pump Jim!...hehehe...seriously, Jim constantly amazes me with his strange wit and humor...I always thought that Jim should compile all of his posts into a book set up in a format like “Jim on: life” then all posts pertaining that would follow...then maybe “Jim on: going to the hardware store” then all pertaining posts..and so on and so forth...sort of a twisted Jim advice coffee table book...I’d buy one!

This was one of the funniest posts I've seen by Jim in a while (in the santa thread)...

Your Hubby is one heck of a physical specimen of a man if he can run through a haunt scaring people carrying a drill press!
He has my ultimate fear and respect!
Of course chasing is one thing, to hold the drill press and wrestle someone's head under the bit really requires skill and co-ordination.
Don't let him talk you into getting too close to that machine, he might drill you!
Maybe one of those front-carrying baby harnesses could be modified to carry the drill press easier?
Imagine the relatively quiet whirr of a drill press becoming as scary as the deafening roar of a chainsaw!
It would be a holy experience!
"You can't scare me, that's just a little 1/8th inch diameter bit!"
"Well, I'm changing bits RIGHT NOW, how about this 3/4 incher!?"
"Help! Yiiii!"

I was searching the net the other day, and came across an old article I wrote a few years ago about Jim, that I didn't know was online...here's the link if you'd like to learn more about Jim...

http://www.hauntedattraction.com/36/spotlight.html

He is surely destined to go down in the haunter's hall of fame...well, if one existed that is....hmmm, an idea for IAHA?

[Jim Warfield]

"Haunter's Hall Of Infame"?
I probably won't make it Dan, my batting average is way too low, even though I swing an over-sized bat!
(That's why voice is so deep.)
No, it is not an aluminum bat! It's more natural than that.
If I could only learn to drop my bat when I hit the ball, I'm running around the bases and I look down an there it is!
Maybe I need a "pinch-runner" for me so I just fully concentrate on my bat?

[Nightmaretony]

Yes, but Jessica is going to be urinated off if you concentrate on your bat too much in public!

[Jim Warfield]

Like most bats mine sleeps during the day, comes out after midnight, swoops past the tavern door as they close, climbs up the 60 ft. tall civil war monument a block away in the county courtyard and waits.....
Everyone is good at something, in a small town you learn to wait.
For many years I was considered a "Master Waiter", look at all the years I waited to get this house bought, all the waiting to try to get into the big leagues of the haunt field.
When it would begin to get to be too frustrating I would remind myself to just get a grip on myself, just as every master waiter has always done.
When you get your haunt open Tony I want to shake your hand, if you have one free.