"When wearing this device (St. Jacket) only move in the dark if you lost your hammer and you want to punch the walls with your face!"
Many years ago a repeat customer of mine asked me if he could just run through my house?
I said, "No, you will hurt yourself, running into a wall or something."
"No I won't!" Then he took off running!
He was gone for a few minutes then came shuffling back, holding his forehead, moaning...
"See?"
No blood= no foul.
Some local kids would return and try to show off by running through some part of my house which made it necesarry for me to change things to keep them from attaining any real success doing this. Screw a door closed, open a secret panel..... "Did you just heard something like a mellon hitting a baseball bat?"
I have signage all over here ,"No Running-No Running!"
Sure chasing them through may increase "Throughput" but doesn't giving out band-aids and emergency medical treatment also slow down "Throughput"?
I know, you smarter guys make money renting out crutches and ankle braces and those big stretchy bandages.






