Have you, can you, tell an extremely outrageous story to customers and make them believe it?
I was just reminded how sometimes I would tell some customers about a woman who got her finger cut off here..."We took her to the hospital, they sewed it back on..then she noticed that the sewen on finger was ..bigger than hers and somewhat tinged of a greenish hue...?
Oh, No! That is the finger that got accidentally cut off a few nights ago that belonged to that drunken hog farmer! (Good thing the weather had been cold to sort of preseve it!)
Yes, I have had this yarn believed.
"All together now boys and girls.."This bigger green piggie went to market..."