Leavin on a jet plane dont know when I'll...

[Mutant Space Gerbil]

So it has begun the trip to St louis........... Not by plane we are actually driving...
eta 14 hours......

[Jim Warfield]

I Thought That Was:

"Heaving" on a jet plane, they pray I won't be back again
I'm sorry but that three-day old lasangna just had to go!

So how many miles of taxi-ing down the highway before you pull up your landing gear?
Make it have to fly!
"Quickly! Everything not nailed down has to be thrown out so we can be light enough to atttain altitude."
"Does this include the stewardesses?"
"No I nailed them an hour ago!"
"I've got a crow bar."