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Wouldn't it be slick to somehow have a real spooky, elusive haunted, haunted house?
Hidden so only certain people at certain times of the moon or something can find it?
So far three US census takers have stopped here over the last two weeks. I told the first one, that yes, this is a residence and a business, we live here. Pretty direct, simple and in plain English, right?
A few days ago another one showed up asking me the same things. I told him I had already answered the questions. He seemed very puzzled and spent quite awhile looking at his US governmnet GPS unit and mumbling something about an "alley" when he last drove away. Then a short time ago another census worker appeared "To check the other one's work."
No, to check the other two's work, actually.
She also studied and studied her GPS unit and came to the final conclusion that this place did not show up on their maps (It has been here since at least 1870!?)
...So as this ancient, mystical structure slips back into the mid-day void of noon-time hallucination and oversight and full moon wanderings and howls....
Isn't this neat! I mean for a haunted house to be so slippery!
I was once told by a very intuitive mystical person that "A black veil" surrounds my property line here, keeping the rest of the nasty world out!
"What? Where do you see a house ?"
There. It did it again! There went my supply of clean underware til...when?
Hidden so only certain people at certain times of the moon or something can find it?
So far three US census takers have stopped here over the last two weeks. I told the first one, that yes, this is a residence and a business, we live here. Pretty direct, simple and in plain English, right?
A few days ago another one showed up asking me the same things. I told him I had already answered the questions. He seemed very puzzled and spent quite awhile looking at his US governmnet GPS unit and mumbling something about an "alley" when he last drove away. Then a short time ago another census worker appeared "To check the other one's work."
No, to check the other two's work, actually.
She also studied and studied her GPS unit and came to the final conclusion that this place did not show up on their maps (It has been here since at least 1870!?)
...So as this ancient, mystical structure slips back into the mid-day void of noon-time hallucination and oversight and full moon wanderings and howls....
Isn't this neat! I mean for a haunted house to be so slippery!
I was once told by a very intuitive mystical person that "A black veil" surrounds my property line here, keeping the rest of the nasty world out!
"What? Where do you see a house ?"
There. It did it again! There went my supply of clean underware til...when?
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