We're not "THAT" kind of haunt...

[zombietoxin]

...said our security guy to the couple that were making out and grinding more and more in each room in the haunt as they went along. "What the hell?!" he said, "I thought they were going to be naked on the floor by the middle of the haunt!"

They probably would have...

[monsterwax]

You have to admit, it does sound like the beginning of a really bloody slasher film! Right when they finally get naked in the "empty" room, out comes the killer clown. (I can see Rob Zombie directing it.) I wonder what they would call it? "Ticket to Terror"? "A Room Where They Slew"? "The 6th Scene"?