Yes! If you make it all the way through the Monkey Back Haunted Zoo you will have your original "monkey" reinstated upon your posterior(from whence it originated not too long ago)
Monkey Back is so much better than "Money Back", better than looking out over those unruly crowds of old women waving their coupon books and pasting those stamps disrupted my good patrons who were trying to get their Halloween Fun-Buzz on.
How do we get customers to get their Monkey-Back? Well since this is now trademarked, patented and my attorney had me tatttoo it on my forehead, I can tell "All". Simple really. When a customer qualifys we distract them for a second or two as we get into position and them smack tham across their shoulder blades with a Louisville slugger! They bend down Right Now and stay Monkey-Backed for quite some time.
For a small anal fee they can join our Banana Of The Month Club. This month's free product test is knukle-dragger's Lotion.
Monkey Back is so much better than "Money Back", better than looking out over those unruly crowds of old women waving their coupon books and pasting those stamps disrupted my good patrons who were trying to get their Halloween Fun-Buzz on.
How do we get customers to get their Monkey-Back? Well since this is now trademarked, patented and my attorney had me tatttoo it on my forehead, I can tell "All". Simple really. When a customer qualifys we distract them for a second or two as we get into position and them smack tham across their shoulder blades with a Louisville slugger! They bend down Right Now and stay Monkey-Backed for quite some time.
For a small anal fee they can join our Banana Of The Month Club. This month's free product test is knukle-dragger's Lotion.
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