Greetings Mortals.
You put hundreds of hours, and thousands of dollars into your haunt every season in the quest of terrible perfection. You rehearse your actors until everyone knows exactly how, when, and what to do to raise the "Tinkle Tally." You revise and refine until it's right. Only then do you open the doors to the paying public.
Why, then, does "Billy-Bob's Haunted Double-Wide" routinely kick your butt every October 31st?
One Word: "Marketing."
Want to know how to put your haunt in everyone's head? Which media really deliver? Or just have a question about haunt-marketing and advertising that no one else can answer?
Perhaps you've heard me on Rotting Flesh Radio...if you're wise, you've been to my haunt advertising/marketing site, www.VoiceFromHell.com. As Master of Macabre Marketing, and Evil Avatar of Advertising, I stand ready to assist.
All you have to do...is Ask The Dark Lord.
You put hundreds of hours, and thousands of dollars into your haunt every season in the quest of terrible perfection. You rehearse your actors until everyone knows exactly how, when, and what to do to raise the "Tinkle Tally." You revise and refine until it's right. Only then do you open the doors to the paying public.
Why, then, does "Billy-Bob's Haunted Double-Wide" routinely kick your butt every October 31st?
One Word: "Marketing."
Want to know how to put your haunt in everyone's head? Which media really deliver? Or just have a question about haunt-marketing and advertising that no one else can answer?
Perhaps you've heard me on Rotting Flesh Radio...if you're wise, you've been to my haunt advertising/marketing site, www.VoiceFromHell.com. As Master of Macabre Marketing, and Evil Avatar of Advertising, I stand ready to assist.
All you have to do...is Ask The Dark Lord.
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