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    Severed Head Jokes... Need Help Now Please!

    For this project we're doing we have a severed head in a bowl...he's suppose to tell jokes about his condition you know not having a body, or whatever.

    Does anyone know any?

    These jokes are for the Kennywood Dark Ride.

    Larry
    Larry Kirchner
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  • #2
    Like my parents always said "use your head"

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    • #3
      From "Just A Gigalo"

      "I ain't got no Body...."

      Hey start with the obvious.....
      Ben Armstrong
      NETHERWORLD HAUNTED HOUSE
      www.Fearworld.com
      www.NetherworldNetwork.com

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      • #4
        "Read..the back...of..the ..organ donor...card...before...you.. sign..it"
        hauntedravensgrin.com

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        • #5
          "I'm the school's Headmaster"

          "I love head cheese, don't you?"

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          • #6
            Hey, I actually asked this exact question on the HauntWorld Yahoo! group many years ago and got a few good suggestions:

            http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hauntworld/message/8512

            http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hauntworld/message/8522

            I seem to remember there being more, but these were all I could manage to find for some reason. Still, some good stuff.

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            • #7
              He got ahead in life (or ahead of the game)...

              He was the head boy at university...

              You got the body, he's got the brains...
              www.mindseizure.com
              www.myspace.com/mindseizurehauntedhouse

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              • #8
                "No, I have given up Bowling!"
                (Too many bad headaches)
                hauntedravensgrin.com

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                • #9
                  head joke

                  "A little head never hurt anyone"

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                  • #10
                    I can't feel my legs!
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                    Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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                    • #11
                      I used to say, I would lose my head if it weren't attached. Now I'm screwed!
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                      Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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                      • #12
                        Hey, do you think super glue would fix this?
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                        Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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                        • #13
                          When they asked if I wanted to lose 35 pounds of ugly fat, I had no idea this is what they meant!
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                          Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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                          • #14
                            Has anyone seen my hat?
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                            Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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                            • #15
                              I think I'm having an out of body experience.
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                              Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.

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