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What that sly, strange, misunderstood creature called a human being will do.
Last night we were real busy and I had to stop the tour, go backwards through the house and close my front door because a strange couple decided they wanted to leave..out the front door.
My front door is a drawbrige type door, very heavy manually operated by me.
For some lunatic reason (drunky?) one of them thought this was the way to go?
"We followed the exit signs."
There are no exit signs taking you back into my first room because the second room is an outside room and the exit sign is above that door that takes you out of the house directly and quickly if they would have followed it instead of their imaginary exit sign.
I ran up the block and asked them if they would do me a "favor?"
"Turn your pockets inside -out."
As goofy as they were behaving I figured they also could very well have stolen something.
"We don't steal." The girl said in a tone as if to tell me I would be so silly to ever imagine such a thing, of course all theives say this , some of them even when you catch them red-handed .
In October is when the stupid, nasty customers show up here. I feel sorry for all of you not open the rest of the year when good, nice people are my customers almost without a fault.
Maybe you guessed near the front door they exited from is also where we sell the tickets.
If I would have acted like some drunk customers I would have ran up the block to them and punched the girl, since she is a girl and alot smaller than myself, then told her boyfriend , who is bigger than me, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk!"
My wife told me that the girl did not want to come in the house, then during the tour she was saying how stupid and worthless the tour was , which is funny since right next to her were a bunch of youg guys (early 20's) who were being Very loudly appreciative of everything they were experienceing!
She was scared or drunk with a 1/2 second attention span and she didn't want to be here, and naturally they cut out before the guaranteed scariest part of the tour which has nothing whatsoever to do with my underware drawer!
Last night we were real busy and I had to stop the tour, go backwards through the house and close my front door because a strange couple decided they wanted to leave..out the front door.
My front door is a drawbrige type door, very heavy manually operated by me.
For some lunatic reason (drunky?) one of them thought this was the way to go?
"We followed the exit signs."
There are no exit signs taking you back into my first room because the second room is an outside room and the exit sign is above that door that takes you out of the house directly and quickly if they would have followed it instead of their imaginary exit sign.
I ran up the block and asked them if they would do me a "favor?"
"Turn your pockets inside -out."
As goofy as they were behaving I figured they also could very well have stolen something.
"We don't steal." The girl said in a tone as if to tell me I would be so silly to ever imagine such a thing, of course all theives say this , some of them even when you catch them red-handed .
In October is when the stupid, nasty customers show up here. I feel sorry for all of you not open the rest of the year when good, nice people are my customers almost without a fault.
Maybe you guessed near the front door they exited from is also where we sell the tickets.
If I would have acted like some drunk customers I would have ran up the block to them and punched the girl, since she is a girl and alot smaller than myself, then told her boyfriend , who is bigger than me, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk!"
My wife told me that the girl did not want to come in the house, then during the tour she was saying how stupid and worthless the tour was , which is funny since right next to her were a bunch of youg guys (early 20's) who were being Very loudly appreciative of everything they were experienceing!
She was scared or drunk with a 1/2 second attention span and she didn't want to be here, and naturally they cut out before the guaranteed scariest part of the tour which has nothing whatsoever to do with my underware drawer!
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