The Yahoo news story tells about a real vampire skeleton found in Italy!
How do they know it was a real vampire? It had a brick wedged into it's wide open mouth.
This made it tough for the deceased female to feast upon the dead plague victims.... was the thinking back then.
So whip up that styro foam brick/mouthpiece for next October!
Maybe she was just a jabberwockii, couldn't stop talking type of person?
Maybe she was on the "Brick Diet Plan"?
She's thin now!
How do they know it was a real vampire? It had a brick wedged into it's wide open mouth.
This made it tough for the deceased female to feast upon the dead plague victims.... was the thinking back then.
So whip up that styro foam brick/mouthpiece for next October!
Maybe she was just a jabberwockii, couldn't stop talking type of person?
Maybe she was on the "Brick Diet Plan"?
She's thin now!